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therealhamster:

being interrupted mid sentence

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iamthemeep:

sodamnrelatable:

trying to talk to someone you really admire

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I DONT KNOW HOW THIS IS ACCURATE BU SOMEHOW IT IS

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Sometimes the simplest shit is the best #spaghet

Sometimes the simplest shit is the best #spaghet

anarchamarxistdrowfeminism:

tonybalogne:

anarchamarxistdrowfeminism:

only white dudes care about the constitution who gives a fuck about the founding fathers i’ll turn the declaration of independence into a joint

The founding fathers were the only ones that truly cared about your foundational freedoms. It’s everybody who came afterward that is the real piece of shit. Respect the movement that led to the universal acceptance renaissance that’s befalling us.

excuse me while I’m not crying over settlers and slavers, sorry.

ok they fuckin only cared about the “foundational freedoms” of other white dudes 

theloneliestslag:

Y’all sleep on my selfies now, but watch when a nigga loose weight, you’ll be there, thirsty as hell.

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beerinabox:

discobro:

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Mabel Pines voice actor, everyone

send help

also 

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deadlysassassin:

My two favorite selfies today please love me

deadlysassassin:

My roommate got a really good picture of me after I had a shoot with her heh. 

deadlysassassin:

My roommate got a really good picture of me after I had a shoot with her heh. 

antarctichist:

in the end they’re all skinny white dudes

antarctichist:

in the end they’re all skinny white dudes

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veganbutt:

sascoalition:

Obama will never be half the man nor love America as much as Reagan did.

Obama will never eat as many flags throughout his presidency like Reagan did. Reagan holds the current flag-eating record at 3,463 flags during his presidency. Obama is currently only at 1,072.Here we see pictured: Reagan in action during one of his flag feedings. This is speculated to be approximately his 560th flag consumed.

veganbutt:

sascoalition:

Obama will never be half the man nor love America as much as Reagan did.

Obama will never eat as many flags throughout his presidency like Reagan did. Reagan holds the current flag-eating record at 3,463 flags during his presidency. Obama is currently only at 1,072.
Here we see pictured: Reagan in action during one of his flag feedings. This is speculated to be approximately his 560th flag consumed.

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whitegirlsaintshit:

griseldablondco:

imsoshive:

bananacreamthing:

thagoodthings:

incognegroo:

duragdaddy:

and you not gon’ say nuffin’ aaliyah?!

Yoooo I can’t stop laughing

what the fuck???

the fuck?

They should jumped his ass. Broke a 40 over his head. Hoe ass nigga

like why she look at her friend like that she aint wanna get slapped too

nah fuck that shit son if a nigga hits your friend and you don’t grab a salsa jar and bust his fuckin head open you not real and I’m comin to your house with all my bitches to jump your ass for not standing up for her

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appropriately-inappropriate:

palavenblues:

staragus:

babygirlintheshadows:

buffaluffalo:

ghdos:

cardinal-signs:

shaish:

firesalamander12:

I love this duck

I never thought of that this is genius.

huh.

When I was considering homelessness, I already knew I’d be doing this. It makes so much sense. Planet Fitness is only $10 a month so it’s not like you wouldn’t be able to afford it.

a friendly reminder

real life P.S.A..

I’ve had friends that have done this when they needed to escape their unsupportive families.

this was my entire plan when I thought I’d be homeless.  

Just in case anyone needs it.

appropriately-inappropriate:

palavenblues:

staragus:

babygirlintheshadows:

buffaluffalo:

ghdos:

cardinal-signs:

shaish:

firesalamander12:

I love this duck

I never thought of that this is genius.

huh.

When I was considering homelessness, I already knew I’d be doing this. It makes so much sense. Planet Fitness is only $10 a month so it’s not like you wouldn’t be able to afford it.

a friendly reminder

real life P.S.A..

I’ve had friends that have done this when they needed to escape their unsupportive families.

this was my entire plan when I thought I’d be homeless.  

Just in case anyone needs it.

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catbountry:

SHIT GRANDMA WE CAN’T TAKE YOUR ASS ANYWHERE.

I am grandma.

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