Lmao U Ain't Shit

officialgarrusvakarian:

Mass Effect Fandom: I hated the Mako. It had poor controls. Turning was shit. Always falling off mountains. And-

*return of the Mako announced*

Mass Effect Fandom: THE MAKO IS BACK. YAAAAAASSSS

(via nauarcha)

#TripleThreat #BathroomSelfie #WhitePeopleBathrooms #Me

#TripleThreat #BathroomSelfie #WhitePeopleBathrooms #Me

I’m byesexual as in everyone I love leaves me ok bye

I made a guy cry tonight because he thought I was putting a voodoo curse on him

(Source: vinebox)

dirudo:

im soooo done

(Source: gay8, via thelordofthebuttz)

forgetpolitics:

I. AM. FUCKING. DEAD.

(Source: patrickkingart, via lilbitkipsy)

abcnewsofficial:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

*uses may changs ability to sense dragon pulse flowing through the earth so it can lead me to the good dick*

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(via tchuess)

#tbt with the bae. I miss you so much ma I hope you be tearin it up in Mexico right now! @medicaatedmermaid @blackmilkclothing #BlackMilkCrew #Sharkies

#tbt with the bae. I miss you so much ma I hope you be tearin it up in Mexico right now! @medicaatedmermaid @blackmilkclothing #BlackMilkCrew #Sharkies

Lmao having a genius for a sister is p cool but also p shitty because every time she does something great everyone turns to me and im just sat here like hey guys my biggest talent is destroying my relationships with people how yall doin

irenigg:

“take de trash out boy”

“no fadda”

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“what did u seh 2 me?”

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