Lmao U Ain't Shit

shitshilarious:

"I am the beautiest lady in all of the Spain"

shitshilarious:

"I am the beautiest lady in all of the Spain"

(Source: alxbngala, via thefuuuucomics)

samagotchi:

when u accidentally click a link so u dont release the mouse and kind of slowly drag away from the link. threat avoided. citizens safe. for now.

(via coldheartwarmblood)

cocaineshorty:

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

oh my god

cocaineshorty:

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

oh my god

(via liarassideboob)

gaydicks420:

The fucked up state of our society has everything to do with baby boomers and nothing to do with iPhones

(via flaminglyironic)

cyclopentanone:

when you have to go around the circle and introduce yourself to the group

image

(via ryancrobert)

reverseracism:

atane:

"white naturals"

You can add this to the endless reasons of why white people can’t join the natural hair movement.

(Source: kanyes-daughter, via niggaimdeadass)

zackfair:

That specific scene in a videogame that no matter how many times you experience it, makes you as emotional as when you first played it

(via lady-z13)

botwoon:

au where all the money i have in video games gets transferred into my bank account

(via relentlessbahamut)

chasingtrophywhitetails:

I need a make out session so intense that I forget all my problems and possibly my name.

(via relentlessbahamut)

heteroh:

prostituteryan:

radryro:

prostituteryan
I LOOKED UP CACTUS PUNS

THIS IS INCREDIBLE.

Are these drake lyrics

Wait ok wouldn’t this mean that they’re breaking up because cacti is plural, and cactus is singular? So like they ready to break up damn that sad.

heteroh:

prostituteryan:

radryro:

prostituteryan

I LOOKED UP CACTUS PUNS

THIS IS INCREDIBLE.

Are these drake lyrics

Wait ok wouldn’t this mean that they’re breaking up because cacti is plural, and cactus is singular? So like they ready to break up damn that sad.

(via xxrh)

casualcissexism:

girl straight up sent that motherfucker to jail for bein sexist why aint that the case irl smh

(Source: teenagerobotlove, via thequeenkymm)

ava-ire:

bonus:

He’s cute. He’s tall.
He’s got gorgeous eyes.
And a stunning smile.
I didn’t say a name, but he 
popped into your head,
didn’t he?

image

(via laughing-llama)

@nickdumps be my #mcm this week putting in work with his ice cream so I had to make it rain. #MissingDaBae #GettingRealTiredOfYourShitKainoa

@nickdumps be my #mcm this week putting in work with his ice cream so I had to make it rain. #MissingDaBae #GettingRealTiredOfYourShitKainoa